Above are images of Minnie Mouse's new babies. After images taken from Anaheim California's Child Protection Services were brought to our attention, we are ready to reveal this particularly disturbing story.

We interviewed Mickey Mouse shortly after we heard the breaking news. Mickey told us, "These babies can't be mine. Look at their ears! My ears are short and round, and these babies have long ears."

Although Minnie and Mickey Mouse have never officially tied the knot and common law marriage is not permited in California, Mickey Mouse has filed several lawsuits allegating emotional and psychological distress against the following individuals:

Mr. Bartholomew Bassett aka "Bubba" of Red Level, AL

Mr. Lazy Longfellow of Longwood, FL

Mr. Piere Jos Bleau of Bagnolet, France

Mr. Alejandro Gomez Martinez Hernandez Lopez of Xico, Mexico

Mr. Reginald Cudmuncher of Palmdale, CA

and Goofy & Pluto of Disneyland Resort, Anaheim, CA

Paternity suits are expected following DNA tests.

We would like to clear up some rumors about Minnie's children. U.S. President Obama and Actor Will Smith are not likely to be the father of these mice. Both Obama and Smith have big round ears like Mickey Mouse.